The Truth About WomenAuthor Unknown
- In this world, there are two sets of women:
THERE IS NO UNION OF THESE TWO SETS.
- Women that you would love to be with
- Women that would love to be with you.
- Any woman that you become extremely attracted to will tell you that you are the best friend that a woman could ever have.
- Being told that you are nice is:
- The equivalent to her saying, "I wish that you were my brother."
- A curse.
- Her way of saying that "I hope we can just be friends".
- A Slut is a woman that will sleep with anyone.
A Bitch is a woman that will sleep with anyone but you.
All women are Bitches.
- Only beautiful women who are engaged or engaged to be engaged or married or your mother's best friend will think that you are a wonderful person that any woman would die for.
These same women will be completely dumbfounded at the revelation that you don't go out with a hundred women a week. Much less one.
- When a woman says "No!" she really means "Yes!" -- except, of course, when she means "NO!"
- Unless you make over a million dollars a year, you must completely ignore and demean a woman to gain her affection. If you completely disregard her existence, she'll die for you.
- The degree of subtlety used by a woman is inversely proportional to how attracted you are to her. If you are absolutely in love with everything about her, her hints will amount to, "I really like your roommates new shoes." If you have no attraction to her what-so-ever, she will ask you to come spend a week with her in the Bahamas.
- A woman will confide in you that she slept with your best friend and that he treated her like dirt afterwards. She will go on-and-on for hours, until she builds up enough nerve to ask him out again.
- Every woman that you meet that you are instantly attracted to will be:
- Heavily dating the same guy for the 3rd year,
- A lesbian
- My brother's ex-girlfriend.
- A "Taken" woman will tell you that you are a great-looking guy, but that looks don't matter anyway and that she'd go out with you if she wasn't already dating someone.
- "Taken" women are the only women capable of understanding your wonderful sense of humor, you amazing musical talent, your tremendous sensitivity, and gracious generosity.
- A Woman will talk to you about a certain guy that they think is a real jerk, wondering what any Woman would see in him, and then ask you to set them up.
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