Male BashingAuthor Unknown
- Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time!
- Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won't stop and ask for directions.
- What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
They are usually meant for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
- Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they won't hump women's legs at parties.
- Why did God create man before woman?
You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
- How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down?
Don't know, it hasn't happened yet.
- Have you heard of the Lorena Bobbit computer virus?
It turns your hard drive into a 3 1/2 floppy.
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