Seminars for Males

Author Unknown
Once again the female staff will be offering courses to men of all marital status.
Class size will be limited to 10 as course material may prove difficult.
    This is a list of the courses being offered:

  1. Combatting Stupidity
  2. You Too Can Do Housework
  3. P.M.S. - Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
  4. How To Fill An Ice Tray
  5. We Do Not Wand Sissy Underthings For Christmas - Give Us $$$$$
  6. Understanding the Feamle Response to Your Coming in Drund at 4:00 A.M.
  7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly called "Don't Wash My Silks")
  8. Parenting - No, It Doesn't End With Conception
  9. Get a Life - Learn How to Cook
  10. How Not to Act like a Jerk When you're Ocviously Wrong
  11. Spelling - Even you Can Gt It Right.
  12. You - The Weaker Sex
  13. Reasons to Give Flowers
  14. How to Stay Awake After Sex
  15. Garbage - Getting it to the Curb
  16. SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep Without it if You Really Try
  17. SEX 201: The Morning Dilemma - If "IT" Is Awake, Take a Shower
  18. SEX 301: Making Quiche - Not Scrambled Eggs
  19. How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
  20. The Weekend and Sports are NOT Synonymous
  21. How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost
  22. How not to Act Younger Than Your Children
  23. The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
  24. You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
  25. Honest, you Do NOT Look Like Mel Gibson - Especially When Naked
  26. The Attainable Goal - Omitting "NO" from Your Vocabulary
  27. Real Men Ask for Directions
  28. 15 Minutes of Beffing Does NOT Qualify as Foreplay
Please Register Immediately as Courses are in Great Demand - As If We Had Any Doubt

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