Seminars for Males
Author Unknown
Once again the female staff will be offering courses to men of all marital status.
Class size will be limited to 10 as course material may prove difficult.
This is a list of the courses being offered:
- Combatting Stupidity
- You Too Can Do Housework
- P.M.S. - Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
- How To Fill An Ice Tray
- We Do Not Wand Sissy Underthings For Christmas - Give Us $$$$$
- Understanding the Feamle Response to Your Coming in Drund at 4:00 A.M.
- Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly called "Don't Wash My Silks")
- Parenting - No, It Doesn't End With Conception
- Get a Life - Learn How to Cook
- How Not to Act like a Jerk When you're Ocviously Wrong
- Spelling - Even you Can Gt It Right.
- You - The Weaker Sex
- Reasons to Give Flowers
- How to Stay Awake After Sex
- Garbage - Getting it to the Curb
- SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep Without it if You Really Try
- SEX 201: The Morning Dilemma - If "IT" Is Awake, Take a Shower
- SEX 301: Making Quiche - Not Scrambled Eggs
- How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
- The Weekend and Sports are NOT Synonymous
- How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost
- How not to Act Younger Than Your Children
- The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
- You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
- Honest, you Do NOT Look Like Mel Gibson - Especially When Naked
- The Attainable Goal - Omitting "NO" from Your Vocabulary
- Real Men Ask for Directions
- 15 Minutes of Beffing Does NOT Qualify as Foreplay
Please Register Immediately as Courses are in Great Demand - As If We Had Any Doubt
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ADDRESS _________________________________ PHONE NUMBER ______________
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