Why Beer Is Better Than Women
- You can enjoy a beer all month long.
- Beer stains wash out.
- You don't have to wine and dine beer.
- Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football.
- When your beer goes flat, you toss it.
- Beer is never late.
- A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
- Hangovers go away.
- Beer labels come off without a fight.
- When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
- Beer never has a headache.
- After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth ten cents.
- A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
- If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
- A beer always goes down easy.
- You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
- You can share a beer with your friends.
- You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
- Beer is always wet.
- Beer doesn't demand equality.
- You can have a beer in public.
- A beer doesn't care when you come.
- A frigid beer is a good beer.
- You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
- If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
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