| Good: | Your hubby and you agree, no more kids |
| Bad: | You can't find your birth control pills |
| Ugly: | Your daughter borrowed them |
| Good: | Your husband understands fashion |
| Bad: | He's a cross dresser |
| Ugly: | He looks better than you! |
| Good: | Your son is finally maturing |
| Bad: | He's involved with the woman next door |
| Ugly: | So are you |
| Good: | You give the bird and the bees talk to your daughter |
| Bad: | She keeps interrupting you |
| Ugly: | With corrections |
| Good: | Your wife is not talking to you |
| Bad: | She wants a divorce |
| Ugly: | She's a lawyer |
| Good: | Your hubby and you agree, no more kids |
| Bad: | You can't find your birth control pills |
| Ugly: | Your daughter borrowed them |
| Good: | Your son studies a lot in his room |
| Bad: | You find several porn movies hidden there. |
| Ugly: | You're in them |
| Good: | You're wife is pregnant. |
| Bad: | It's triplets |
| Ugly: | You had a vasectomy five years ago. |