Ya Ever Wonder?

Why hotdog buns come in packages of 10 and hotdogs come in packages of 8?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same stuff?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Why isn't PHONETIC spelled the way it sounds?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Is there another word for synonym?
Why are there flotation devices under the seats of cross country planes instead of parachutes?
Isn't is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they make it stick to the pan?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, can you see them?
You know how most packages say "OPEN HERE"? Do they expect you to open them somewhere else?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the radio?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to a cats back and dropped it?
When your pet bird sees you kicked back reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're staring at the carpet?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanatarians eat?
Why do they have locks on the doors of a store open 24 hours?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Why is it that when you transport something by car its called a shipment but when you transport something by ship its called cargo?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why do they have locks on the doors?
Why do you press the buttons on a remote harder when the battery is low or dead?

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