Ya Ever Wonder?
- Why hotdog buns come in packages of 10 and hotdogs come in packages of 8?
- You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same stuff?
- If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
- Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
- Why isn't PHONETIC spelled the way it sounds?
- Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?
- Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
- Is there another word for synonym?
- Why are there flotation devices under the seats of cross country planes instead of parachutes?
- Isn't is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
- Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
- When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
- When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
- How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
- Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
- If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they make it stick to the pan?
- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
- Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
- Why do they report power outages on TV?
- If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, can you see them?
- You know how most packages say "OPEN HERE"? Do they expect you to open them somewhere else?
- What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
- Is it possible to be totally partial?
- Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the radio?
- What's another word for thesaurus?
- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
- Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
- If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to a cats back and dropped it?
- When your pet bird sees you kicked back reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're staring at the carpet?
- If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanatarians eat?
- Why do they have locks on the doors of a store open 24 hours?
- Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
- Why is it that when you transport something by car its called a shipment but when you transport something by ship its called cargo?
- If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
- Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
- When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
- Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
- Why is the word abbreviation so long?
- When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
- If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
- If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why do they have locks on the doors?
- Why do you press the buttons on a remote harder when the battery is low or dead?

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