The Truth About Rejection
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Rejection...The TRUTH
The Top 10 Rejection Lines Given by Women
(and what they actually mean)
- I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that in-bred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
- There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You are one Jurassic geezer.)
- I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)
- My life is too complicated right now.
(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
- I've got a boyfriend
(who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Haagen Dazs).
- I don't date men where I work.
(Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
- It's not you, it's me.
(It's not me, it's you.)
- I'm concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
- I'm celibate
(I've sworn off only the men like you.)
- Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet.)
The Top 10 Rejection Lines Given by Men
(and what they actually mean)
- I think of you as a sister.
(You're ugly.)
- There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You're ugly.)
- I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You're ugly.)
- My life is too complicated right now.
(You're ugly.)
- I've got a girlfriend.
(You're ugly.)
- I don't date women where I work.
(You're ugly.)
- It's not you, it's me.
(You're ugly.)
- I'm concentrating on my career.
(You're ugly.)
- I'm celibate.
(You're ugly.)
- Let's be friends.
(Where were you when God handed out good looks?)
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