Computers: Male or Female?

Men say Female because:

  1. No one understands their internal logic.
  2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
  3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as,
    "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you.""
  4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
  5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
    half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Women say Male because:

  1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
  2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
  3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
  4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
  5. A Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.

YOU figure it out!


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