| Ring 1 | |||
 | You COULD be a redneck if... | | Weird Laws |
| Politically Correct (Or just plain stupid?) | | Hmmm... |
| I Know Bubba! | | Oxymorons (no, they're not stupid cattle!) |
| Ring 2 | |||
| If Bill Gates Had Been from the South | | English is a Crazy Language |
| Read All About It! (strange headlines) | | Stress Dieting |
| Microsoft Navigator? | | The Truth About Rejection |
| Ring 3 | |||
| Things You'll Never Hear Men (or Women) Say | | Ya Ever Wonder? |
| You KNOW It's Going to be a Bad Day When... | | You Know You're Getting Old When... |
| Do You Have a Dirty Mind? And the Answer Is... | | Farmer Joe's Accident |
| Ring 4 | |||
| The Perfect Shot... | | Slam the Windows! |
| You COULD be a Yankee If... (Rednecks Revenge?) | | Do You Have a Southerner in Your Office? |
| How to be Annoying Online | | The Sahara Desert |
| Ring 5 | |||
| Bumper Snickers | | Southern California Freeway Schedule |
| Three Old Men | | The Chili Cookoff |
| An Open Letter from Barbie to Mattel | | Some Thoughts on Aging... |
| Ring 6 | |||
| Rules for calling "Shotgun" | | Kids! (Parents, your problems are not unique!) |
| Celebrate! | | Hasty marriage? |
| Computers: Male or Female? | | The Smuggler |
| Ring 7 | |||
| Support call to Etch-A-Sketch? | | News of the Dumb |
| Umm.. I Mean... | | I Cannot Do That, Officer. |
| Women Drivers! | | The Letter |
| Ring 8 | |||
| The Revenge of the Blondes? | | What Do YOU Think It Is? |
| Remember When....? | | A Quote for Him and Her. |
| Psst! It's a Secret! | | A Smoking Problem! |
| Ring 9 | |||
| Am I Embarrassed! | | The Invention of Football |
| You KNOW You're Stressed When... | | It's a Blonde Thing! |
| Some Things to Think About? | | The Panda |
| Ring 10 (Battle of the Sexes?) | |||
| Why Beer Is Better Than Women. | | Seminars for Males |
| The Truth About Women | | Male Bashing |
| Why Men Are The Way They Are | | A Woman's Random Thoughts |
| Ring 11 | |||
| You Know You Live in Northern New York When:
| The Spelling Checker | | |
| The Suicide | | Paint My Lines |
| My Wife | | What Am I? |
| Ring 12 | |||
| The Potato Garden | | About Redheads |
| The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly | | You Could be from Alabama If: |
| Inane Ponderings | | Top 10 Things a Dad Would Never Say |
| Ring 13 | |||
| You Could be Drinking Too Much Coffee If... | | Speaking of Coffee |
| Nonstandard Creamer | | The Case of the Missing Cow |
| The Elderly Couple | | Who's to Blame? |
| Ring 14 | |||
| You KNOW It's 2007 When... | | Beer Contains Female Hormones... |
| Idle Thoughts of a Retiree | | A Mom's Work Is Never Appreciated |
| Real Labels | | Things My Mom Taught Me... |
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