Paint My Lines
John was hired to paint the center stripe down the middle of a highway.
The first day he completed three miles, the second day two, and the third day only one.
His boss made an inspection and called him over. He said, "Hey, John, how come the first day you paint three miles, the second day you paint two, and the third day you only paint one? You getting lazy, or what!"
John shrugged and said, "I just kept getting farther and farther away from the can of paint."
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