10. | Well, how 'bout that?...I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions. |
9. | You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun? |
8. | I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude. ...I like that. |
7. | Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY. |
6. | What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son? |
5. | Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend...you might want to consider throwing a party. |
4. | Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks. |
3. | No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall. |
2. | Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend. |
And The Number One Thing You'll Never Hear A Dad Say... | |
1. | Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that --it's no big deal. |
(Okay, they might say it, but they don't mean it.) |
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