Nonstandard Creamer

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A woman at an interactive advertising agency recently returned from maternity leave, and sent the following e-mail:

"Whoever used the milk in the small plastic container that was in the refrigerator yesterday, please do NOT admit to it. I would find it forever difficult to meet your gaze across a cafeteria table while having a discussion about java applets or brand identity.

"Just be aware that that milk was EXPRESSLY for my son, if you get my drift. I will label these things from now on, but if you found your coffee tasted just a little bit special, you might think of calling your mom and telling her you love her."

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