Revenge of the Blondes?
(The answers to these questions are on the "blank" line after each one.
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- Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
It doesn't show the dirt
- Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
- Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable
- Why are most brunettes flat-chested?
It makes it easier to read their T-shirts
- Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache
- Why is the color brunette considered evil?
When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch?
- How can you tell a brunette is lonely?
If she has a pulse
- What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
A brunette rabbit
- Why do brunettes wear training bras?
It's cheaper than changing their bandaids every day
- Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls?
Parents felt the dandruff might be contagious
- How do brunettes get the tangles out their hair?
With a rake
- What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween?
They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops
- Why don't brunettes get breast implants?
They've already spent their money on thigh & butt implants
- What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover ?
"What part of 'yes' don't you understand?"
- Why did God create brunettes?
So ugly men wouldn't feel left out
- What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
- Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant?
From their underarms
- Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job?
Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch
- How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
- What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
- How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?
By studying what oil spills did to seaweed
- What's the difference between a brunette and the trash?
At least the trash gets taken out once a week
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